That one girl at the party who tries to hook up with this one guy she’s had a thing for for waaaaaaaay too long

Mkay she’s intoxicated he isn’t so she starts acting like our bro-ho here eve…

The guy she’s chasing (John) knows she’s on the skankjuice and totally burns her with a witty sober remark in front of heaps of people…

That girl now looks like a bigger skankasaurus because she is crying and it looks like he did a Chris brown on here the way her mascara is running down her eyes…

Finish the story if you wish… Lol

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    hahha i would attack him like her!!!! ;)
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